It's OK, Son, Everybody does it!

when Patience was six years old, his father was caught speeding. the officer asked him,''do you want to pay the gorvernment or to me?". his father, Efficient, handed over his drivering licence together with a twenty ringgit note. "It's OK son", he said as they drove off, "Everybody does it".

when Patience was eight, his father was discussing with his mother about income tax returns. his comment,"I will not declare the income I receive from my evening lectures or rental income", caught the attention of Patience. "It's OK son", he said, "Everybody does it".

when Patience was nine, his mother took him to an entertainment fair. keen to try his hand on the "bumper car", she tried to secure tickets for him. alas it was a long wait. she approached the information desk and requested assistance, placing a ten ringgit note and remarking "Keep the change". "It's OK son", she said, "Everybody does it".

when Patience was eleven, he borrowed his father's expensive watch for a camping trip. Patience lost it as it dropped off his hand during a mountain climbing session. his father reported to the insurance company that it was stolen and collected two hundred ringgit. "It's OK son", he said, "Everybody does it".

when Patience was fifteen, he took a keen interest in football. his coach told him that as a full-back, he had to defend and prevent the other side from scoring. "If you cannot get the ball, go for his leg", said the coach. "It's OK boy", he said, "Everybody does it".

when Patience was eighteen, he took a part-time job in a hotel. he was a helper in the food and beverages department. the manager said, "All remaining food for today will be served as part of the buffet for tomorrow". the manager told a startled Patience, "It's OK man. Everybody does it".

when Patience was nineteen, he was approched by friends who offered him answers to the final examinations. he used his savings and paid two thousand ringgit. they told him, "It's OK dude. Everybody does it".

Patience was caught in possession of these question papers. he was sent home in disgrace. "How could you do this to your mother and me?" his father asked. "You never learnt anything like this at home". all his relatives were shocked.

If there is one thing the adult world cannot stand, it is a kid who cheats...

(adapted from the original jack griffin, chicago times)

sigh...

you know what? you are really giving me mixed signals... and its really depressing... i feel like you're playing with my feelings... and you know that... yet you don't care... you told me the other day that you were not with her and you were never with her... but now it looks like you will be with her soon... just 1 day after you told me that you were not with her, i saw you with her... doing what also i don't know... i forced myself to not look at you... and about 80% of the time you were with her... yes i admit im a lil jealous even though i told you that i got over you... i did actually but not completely... im still working on that... but you are just making it so damn hard... you are so hard to forget... why also i don't know... please stop giving me mixed signals... you're really making me depressed... somethimes i just feel like jumping off a tall building... sigh...

someone please help me... :(

typical friday...

oh gosh... i am so damn freaking tired... don't know why...
anyway... day went like this...;

moral/bimb - did nothing as usual...

science - learnt about current and voltage and resistence... and "sexy buttocks"... lmao

pj - learnt how to pitch for sofball... according to intan i can pitch... but my technique is more for baseball not sofball... i just can't seem to spin my hand backwards... i always go forward... thats why the ball always goes too high... so un-sofball-ish...

science (again) - almost fell asleep in class... did an experiment... if im not mistaken, it was a failure... my group spent 15 minutes just looking for the apparatus... then something was not quite right with the readings... it was all almost the same... sigh...

kh - i could just kill that woman... first she tells us something... then she tells us something else... then she starts scolding us when she only said the wrong thing earlier... and when we gave the right answer, she said it was wrong and started her nagging all over again... then she told us the answer which was what we told her in the first place... damn pissed man... but div was the best lah... she doesn't give a crap whether that woman hears div swearing at her... damn funny but at the same time scary...
ahh well... can't really do much about that... she'll always be like that... guess i'll just have to live with it... sigh... i just hope that tomorrow will be better...

day 4 of intervensi 3

science - how the heck would i know how it went??!! i did not take the paper...

did not go to school today... still not feeling well... still having cough, flu, sore throat and fever... only reason im blogging now is cause im so bored... i hate being sick...:(

day 3 of intervensi 3...

geo - was ok i guess... don't know really... didn't pay attention

sej - don't know cause i did not pay attention... just wanted to finish the paper as fast as possible and go home...

not feeling too well... having cough, flu, sore throat and fever... thats why i couldn't pay attention or stay focus during the papers... :(

now im waiting for my dad to come home with dinner so that i can take my meds...

just one more paper and i can rest properly... science paper 2... thats all... i'll be free at about 9.30 am or 10 am tomorrow...not sure...

day 2 of intervensi 3...

wow... i think this week everyone can die adi...

english was urm ... i dont know really...

maths paper 1 was kinda ok... i could answer atleast 75% of the questions without "tembak-ing"...

maths paper 2... OMG... I COULD FREAKING DIE!!!! I WANT TO GO AND BURN THAT DARN PAPER!!!

it was harder than anyone expected... we're all going to die... got PTI for this exam... i can just imagine what my teacher is telling my father about my results... "it's getting worst... she better start bucking up real soon or else..." well i don't think she would put it in those words but still...

sigh...

day one of intervensi 3...
did not go so well...
bm paper 1... when i looked at question 1 itself, i was like "omg... i am so dead..." i didn't expect it to be so damn hard.

kh paper 1 ( the only paper )... well atleast it was better than the bm paper... though i did "tembak" almost all the bengkel questions...

bm paper 2... again "omg... i can die..." but on the bright side, atleast i read a little on meniti kaca so i could answer the komsas question. i only hope i answered it correctly...

tomorrow is english and maths... maths is my weakest subject... well i better go and do some exercises if i atleast want to get a C for this test...